My Penis … a two-verse limerick

“With a raging horn at the crack of dawn
Nick decided to watch some porn
Comparing his prick
Upset poor old Nick
As clearly he’d been cheated when born !

Doubtless his cock was smaller than the norm
And its shape a somewhat strange form
With a size about half
Always got a laugh
Hence, his love life was a tad lukewarm !”


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